last night

i got out of the bathroom and saw Sprinkles had ripped apart the bk bag i neglected to throw in the trash because there was not a trash bag in the trash can. i know there was a stray slice of onion in the bag and the only reason i didn't eat the neglected garnish is because i finished my burger. i waited to see if my bulldog would start breaking out but nothing was happening so i decided to start panicking later. i started watching a natty geo show about competitive eating. i started thinking about how most TV shows create reality and film it but this competitive eating was happening and the show was just documenting it. after the show ends all that keeps going not like reality show that only exist to be watched. i started to realize this show was longer than my attention span. although i thought was a great show i was growing further distracted. i wondered how distracted i could get from a show i wanted to watch and was enjoying watching. i heard sprinkles panting. THE ONION!!! she was panting but its summer of course she would be a little hot. i gave her some ice from the cup that previously contained my light lemonade. she wasn't panting hard but she was panting and she was hyper. of course she usually is hyper in the evening. OK back to show. the human stomach can hold about 11 cups. wait does she have hives? i saw bumps. i think, i saw bumps. i pet her fur and i don't really feel anything different, but her fur looks kind of wavy. there are little red spots on her leg. i think those are hives. I've seen worse hives on her before but those are hives. i think. her mouth isn't open so i guess shes not panting but she is breathing hard. she could be getting a fever. should i call sherry and interrupt her. i know shes watching that lohan cable movie with her mom and sister. i decide to call her and say i call her back if things get worse. Sprinkles face looks swollen. i think. at least that one wrinkle looks a little thicker. i am convinced that the wrinkle is usually thinner. i try to call sherry and inform of her my wrinkle discovery but my samsung katalyst wont work. the first one broke and now this going in the same direction. i have all the bars but the phone is unable to make the call. i am alone. and i feel disconnected from the entire world. how do i know where i really am? I've lost the ability to communicate. i feel like i am trapped. the irony is thick. i must take control. i must harness it and use it to my advantage. this is what life is. of course if you wait long enough things get better.